"Dumb blonde is too fat to backflip."

"For someone blessed with so few brain cells, you'd think he'd look after them"

"This is epic! She is laughing, coughing, puking and apologizing all at once."

"Too bad he didn't have the strength to pull it right off :)"

"I bet she’ll think twice next time she acts like a stupid ass bitch in public"

"facial?!"

"Imagine the possibilities in bed!! endless"

"First time anal is always painful :)"